I’ll confess to being a boring moviewatcher. I am not one of those types who can get into bad movies, nor can I ever describe a bad movie that is somehow so bad it becomes good. I just don’t have that capacity. Bad is bad. I suppose I also have a grudge against bad movies. It takes a lot of money and a lot of talented people to make a movie, and when I watch a movie that fails on the basics, I actually get angry. And I’m not talking about microbudget productions where anything that rises above competent is a success, I’m specifically talking about multiplex features. Why do these movies get made? Who finances them, and why? These are questions I wondered even before the stupendously terrible Charlie’s Angels had ended. Continue reading “Movie Review: CHARLIE’S ANGELS – a female empowerment movie so brutally awful you’d think a man wrote it.”
Month: November 2019
Movie Review: TERMINATOR: DARK FATE – Cameron and Co fumble a genuine chance to reboot the franchise, in this “same shit different day” sequel.
The biggest thing that surprised me about this movie was not James Cameron’s much-heralded return to the franchise that made him a household name, it was the fact that it’s already been four years since the poor Terminator: Genisys. 4 years? I think I’m suffering my own time-travel headache. And really, the fact that this is the big surprise should tell you what I thought of this latest entry in the 35-year-old sci-fi franchise.