Like me, you were probably wondering WHY?! When you heard Universal was going to make The Mummy, with Tom Cruise, even. I remember hearing the news two years ago, and I didn’t believe it at first. Other than the original Karloff classic, and Christopher Lee playing the title role in the 60s, the most memorable version is the Stephen Sommers trilogy headed by Brendan Fraser – and when I say memorable, I don’t mean in a good way. I didn’t like these lame PG-13 CGI fests whatsoever. The first one is the best of the series, and the others are not worth talking about, but I really objected to the content. To take a recognized, classic horror property and beef it up into a plot-driven, faintly Indiana Jonesesque action movie was an awful idea. This latest version is no better.