I can’t properly define what makes a movie great to me, can you? I know some people think a movie is “great” because of the visuals, which used to feel shallow to me, until I started looking at movies in better depth. Movies are, above everything else, a visual medium – why wouldn’t people think that’s the most important part of the experience? It’s not for me to get all judgy on what people like in movies, but there are particular elements that appeal strongly to me, and when they’re brought together well, that’s what makes a movie great. Such is The Big Short.
Month: August 2016
Movie Review: THE PURGE: ELECTION YEAR – mostly rubbish third entry in the franchise browbeats with lame political satire.
To be fair, I only watched The Purge series because old friend, and fellow blogger, Glenn Miller (check out his blog My Little Underground, it’s great!) said the second one was decent. You can’t eat only one (right?), so in short order I’ve plowed through the series, culminating in last night’s viewing of The Purge: Election Year, and clearly the series has run out of steam.
Movie Review: THE GREEN INFERNO – Eli Roth’s homage to Cannibal Holocaust falls way short of delivering the true horror of the premise.
I was going to say I’m not much of a fan of Eli Roth, but having only seen two of his movies prior to tonight’s viewing of The Green Inferno it would be ridiculous to do that. Having only seen Cabin Fever and Hostel, I approached this one with some baggage. On one hand I didn’t care for either of those movies, and on the other hand, I can’t say I’m a particular fan of mondo cinema either. I’m also particular about the genre of horror: gore isn’t enough; jump scares aren’t enough. That isn’t horror, it’s amateur Grand Guignol – where’s the excitement in seeing people killed off one by one? I don’t see it. I’m a character driven writer, and that’s what I look for in the movies I watch.
Movie Review: Z FOR ZACHARIAH – unconvincing post apocalyptic melodrama feels more like a low-key romantic western.
I’ve often wondered why post-apocalyptic drama is so popular – I count myself a fan of them, but I don’t know if I can fully articulate why. Almost every single one of them portray a world I wouldn’t want to live in: I’m not ashamed to admit I love my internet, I love my convenient life and all the trappings that come with it. I also wouldn’t survive long in the kind of world I tend to enjoy in fiction. Let’s face it, it would suck. Living day to day, evading the horrors of not having enough to eat, or clean water to drink. Instead of my current cushy job and the comfortable life it affords me, I couldn’t abide a medieval life of weak, failing crops, anarchy … loneliness. I admit I would cash in my chips early.
Movie Review: SUICIDE SQUAD – all of the bad things you’ve heard about this movie are true. One of the worst big budget comic book movies ever.
I have a lot of contempt for the stunning ineptness of how Warner Brothers handles the DC properties. It’s nothing short of disastrous, and really, there’s no excuse for it. When it comes to Marvel, Marvel Studios has done a more than decent job with the properties they own; since 2008’s Iron Man they’ve created a robust cinematic universe with mass appeal full of individual properties that more or less have their own clear identities. Guardians of the Galaxy is a lot different than the Captain America franchise as that franchise is different to the Avengers franchise. This is not an opinion over quality (I’m critical of their boilerplate plots), just a fact.